How To Bribe
I know I’m not supposed to be revealing information such as this but if you’re broke and desperate like me (again, not a very good combination), then I guess I don’t really have a choice.
So here goes.
Aside from chocolates, desserts, frozen margaritas and fruit martinis, I can also be bribed with this:
Of course, terms and conditions apply if you want to claim a bribe.
Note: I have a Borders discount coupon if you’re really adept at getting me this one. You will also be highly praised and worshiped, for a day only.
