Giving The Finger

If I had no decorum I would probably be waving the finger at my boss because she deserves it.  Today has been another of those days where I feel I’ve had enough of her hypocrisy.  Not only does she patronize me but she blatantly humiliates me by making her ignorance work for her because she’s in a power to do so.  But knowing that her skills when it comes to stress management and people management are below average, I don’t think there is much reason for me to respect her anymore.  Yes, that includes the fact that she types with only one finger; and no I am not bluffing about this.

I’ve pretty much given up with regards to how I’m going to deal with her.  When she had rubbed “whatevaah” in my face out of spite and frustration, I almost – almost! – spat “Then why don’t you do it your goddamn self if you’re really saying you’re capable of doing this task in two days!  Show us what you got muthafucka!!!”

So maybe I’m a bit exaggerating but I really wanted to show her that she shouldn’t give me shit.  She keeps on boasting that she could do the job in a few days’ time but I’m left to wonder, why the hell did she hire people if she’s so capable?

What really ticked me of though, and I think this is what I really hate about people sometimes, is that she had failed to take into account of my efforts.  Fine, we were experiencing some difficulties but if no one is screaming their heads off in worry (like she is all the time even if there’s no reason to) she thinks that no one cares about it but her.  Please, she should stop flattering herself like this too much.  Besides, I’m sure everyone else is busy trying to solve the problem instead of ranting about it.

I swear the world would be a much better place if she could just get laid.   Quick, someone throw her a cow!  Haha.  I think that woman is going on menopause and the cranky mood explains it.  I’m already being nice here, you know, blaming her attitude problem with hormones instead of an inherently dominant bitch gene.