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		<title>The Poster Child for Couch Potatoes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 13:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to me this weekend. Yes, this photo above. I haven&#8217;t done anything creative for a long long while and I kind of missed it. This was, of course, purely unplanned but I&#8217;m happy that I did what I did.  Now I just need to wait [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a title="Breakfast of Champions by nikipaniki, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nikitorres/4628383780/"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4025/4628383780_6314380112.jpg" alt="Breakfast of Champions" width="400" /></a></p>
<p>This is probably the most exciting thing that ever happened to me this weekend. Yes, this photo above.  I haven&#8217;t done anything creative for a long long while and I kind of missed it.  This was, of course, purely unplanned but I&#8217;m happy that I did what I did.  Now I just need to wait for my M&amp;M&#8217;s sponsorship to kick in. Ha!</p>
<p>Another good thing to note is that my hermit days are starting to take over me again.  The past few weeks — dare I say it? — months of partying and drinking has got me exhausted in more ways than one.  It is by far the most uncharacteristic of things I could possibly do and nothing fruitful has come out of it at all.  No regrets though, at least I&#8217;ve dipped my toes into it and I could safely say that that kind of lifestyle is unsustainable and something that I wouldn&#8217;t want to get engrossed in.  This time I&#8217;ll be more picky about where to go and, this is important, WHO I&#8217;m going to do it with.  As a true introvert, though often mistaken for being otherwise, I need that close circle of friends.  Without a &#8220;support&#8221; group I feel desolate and desperate.</p>
<p>In happier news, I&#8217;m back to being a health and exercise buff.  All this lying around on my bed all day watching episode after episode of Gilmore Girls and munching on fast food has got to stop.  Well ever since this week I&#8217;ve gotten back on my peanut butter sandwich diet which already helped banish the 3-month pregnant looking belly that I was carrying around and I&#8217;ve successfully gotten back to Pilates.  I&#8217;ve even gone on to do table push-ups while watching tv shows, which sadly has made my arms feel like they are going to drop off any moment now.  No pain, no gain.</p>
<p>Anyway it was fun being the poster child for couch potatoes for awhile but after seeing old photos of myself I realized how much I&#8217;ve <em>grown</em> and I want to get my body back.  Speaking of old photos, that also reminded me that I&#8217;ve been in Singapore for two years now!  <em>Time to grow up in the right way, missy.</em></p>
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		<title>This Shit Is Golden</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 06:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Friday! The weekend is dawning upon us and I can hardly wait. I&#8217;m actually breaking out of my lazy stupor and going out to shoot some photos and write articles over the weekend. Anyway, I was feeling a bit shitty for the earlier part of the week and decided to go check out @shitmydadsays [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Friday!  The weekend is dawning upon us and I can hardly wait.  I&#8217;m actually breaking out of my lazy stupor and going out to shoot some photos and write articles over the weekend.</p>
<p>Anyway, I was feeling a bit shitty for the earlier part of the week and decided to go check out @<a href="http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays ">shitmydadsays</a> because, well, it&#8217;s funny.  But aside from the obvious humor it provides, it&#8217;s actually quite enlightening.</p>
<p>Here are two of my favorites:</p>
<p>&#8220;I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn&#8217;t mean I don&#8217;t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, I&#8217;m not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain&#8217;t shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist.&#8221;</p>
<p>Happy weekend!</p>
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		<title>Mustachio</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 07:05:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since I&#8217;ve added more site feeds to my reader, and recently moving all of them to NetNewsWire (Google Reader sync feature FTW!) I have had my nose stuck on trying to go through 500+ unread posts everyday.  That&#8217;s a lot of reading material but I live through these stuff. Anyway, I&#8217;m a big fan [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ever since I&#8217;ve added more site feeds to my reader, and recently moving all of them to <a title="NetNewsWire" href="http://www.newsgator.com/INDIVIDUALS/NETNEWSWIRE/" target="_blank">NetNewsWire</a> (Google Reader sync feature FTW!) I have had my nose stuck on trying to go through 500+ unread posts everyday.  That&#8217;s a lot of reading material but I live through these stuff.</p>
<p>Anyway, I&#8217;m a big fan of mustaches. <em> Random, I know but whatever.</em></p>
<p>I always pretend I have one either by using my real hair or drawing it on photos. I don&#8217;t know why but mustaches, though not entirely sexy, are quite enigmatic.</p>
<p>David&#8217;s been kind enough to allow me to post this piece of work I&#8217;ve done of him a few weeks ago. What do you think?</p>
<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/nikitorres/VideoChatwithDavidHoang-1.png" alt="" width="403" height="341" /></p>
<p>Well today I&#8217;ve been looking at a lot of mustache-related posts and I think I might want to try my hand at some <a title="Mustache on Etsy" href="http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&amp;search_query=mustache&amp;page=1" target="_blank">merchandise</a> or making a fake one like <a title="Fake mustache on a stick - Simply Mom" href="http://www.simplymodernmom.com/2009/09/fake-mustaches-on-a-stick/" target="_blank">this from Simply Mom</a> or <a title="Silly Moustache Tutorial - 5 Orange Potatoes" href="http://5orangepotatoes.blogspot.com/2009/03/silly-moustache-tutorial.html" target="_blank">this wearable one by 5 Orange Potatoes</a> or <a title="Mustache Bookmark / Sneaky Disguise - Cut Out + Keep" href="http://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/mustache_bookmarksneaky_disguise?activity" target="_blank">this awesome bookmark from Cut Out + Keep</a>.</p>
<p>One of these days I must have a mustache themed birthday party, yeah?</p>
<p>So who&#8217;s with me?</p>
<p><em>***Mustachio is mustache + pistachio. Just saying.</em></p>
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		<title>Death of Papyrus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki</dc:creator>
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		<title>Greatest Story Ever Told</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Niki</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 424px"><a href="http://twitter.com/davidhoang/status/3662340681" target="_blank"><img class=" " title="My iPhone's battery came back to life. This is the greatest resurrection story, ever!" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/nikitorres/Twitter-_-David-Hoang_-My-iPhone_s-.jpg" alt="" width="414" height="193" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Best Tweet of Yesterday</p></div>
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